Jaywalking used to be one of my all-time greatest pastimes now that pedestrians are vying for some deadly highway walking - a mysterious blow to the U.S. Department of Transportation.

Every time I jaywalk - I see drivers maneuvering their automobiles.

But watch out! If I jaywalk on the freeway, the motorist will get me hit - and accidentally go in the medical-center ER for a quick five-day surgery procedure.

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